Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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