Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
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