i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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