you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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