I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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