plz talk dirty to me
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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