so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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