But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Your dad touched me again.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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