a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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