This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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