were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Randomize
