I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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