At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
This toilet bowl is my home.
Randomize
