in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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