...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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