how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
My ass is underappreciated
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
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