Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
You can make out without kissing
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