hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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