That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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