My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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