I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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