Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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