Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
its not stalking. its research.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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