worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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