If i could tip my vagina, i would.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
Randomize
