What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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