we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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