the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
Randomize
