I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
Randomize
