Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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