you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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