they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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