hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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