Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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