oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
So vagazzling was a success
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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