so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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