I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
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