On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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