we're blogging at a bar
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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