: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
highlight of my day: hitchhiking a ride with random locals. tried to make conversation, asked what they do. driver says "you clearly don't recognize me." turns out i have had sex with him and forgot.
You are officially qualified to graduate from college.
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