Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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