had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future�
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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