when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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