Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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