Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
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