found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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