fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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