margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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