something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
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