well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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